Silly Life Rules That Brighten Up My Day
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Embracing the Quirky Side of Life
In a world where self-help and life advice often take a serious tone, it’s refreshing to approach life with a bit of levity. While many believe that seriousness equates to credibility, numerous influencers have shown us otherwise. A nod to Andrew Tate here!
Though practical wisdom is essential, a sprinkle of fun can significantly enhance our daily experiences. We all adhere to a few unconventional rules, even if they seem a bit eccentric to others. Come on, admit it — you have that one quirky habit everyone finds peculiar.
Over the course of my relatively brief journey, I’ve discovered five amusing rules that I follow.
Always Keep a Towel Handy
This is a must for me, inspired by Ford Prefect from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. A towel is not just a drying cloth; it serves multiple purposes, even for those of us who aren’t galactic travelers. Living in an island nation for half the year, I always have a towel in my car for spontaneous beach picnics. Although I haven’t yet mastered the art of towel fighting, it’s on my to-do list for this year!
Dance in the Street
Some of my most cherished memories involve dancing in public with the Hare Krishna during their Harinam celebrations. Initially, I was quite shy, worrying about what onlookers might think, including my friends and, heaven forbid, my boss!
However, I soon realized that my fears were unfounded. While a few people might have been annoyed, the majority were welcoming. I would wave to folks from rooftops, buses, and high-rise offices, and most waved back in return. The key takeaway? True freedom lies in releasing our fears. Give it a shot!
A Cat Over a Significant Other
Or a partner — whatever suits you! I’m not a stereotypical cat lady, but I find cats to be excellent emotional companions. If you're feeling down after a breakup, consider adopting a cat. You’ll soon be so engrossed in caring for it that the thought of a partner will fade away. I wish I had learned this lesson during my many breakups.
Bidets Are Superior to Toilet Paper
I admit my bias — I grew up using bidets, specifically the Asian style, which resembles a hose. If we wouldn’t simply wipe our hands after they get dirty, why should we do so in other circumstances? It’s a thought worth pondering.
You Should Feel Free to Relieve Yourself Anywhere
This may sound a bit crude, but as Justin Halpern eloquently put it in his book Sh*t My Dad Says, one should be able to "do their business" wherever necessary. Initially, I was picky about where I would go, avoiding smelly or creepy restrooms. However, life is too fleeting to let such trivial concerns hold you back. If you need to go, find a clean spot. Trust me, no ghosts are lurking!
None of this advice is intended to revolutionize your life — or maybe it will, depending on your perspective. My goal in sharing this was to bring a smile and spark conversation. Our uniqueness is what makes us special; we don’t have to adhere to the same rules to find happiness.
Ultimately, life isn’t just a monotonous grey; it’s vibrant and colorful. So, keep a towel close, dance as if no one is watching, adopt a cat, opt for a bidet, and for goodness’ sake, don’t hold back for fear of imaginary ghosts!
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