Chapter 1: A Winter Escape

Izzy Stein, a vibrant sixty-two-year-old businessman, cherished every moment of life. He owned a company, ELF (Electric Lighting Fixtures), supplying lighting to home builders. Despite his love for work, his wife Julia insisted they escape the frigid Toronto winter for South Florida, a trip he wouldn’t have taken on his own.

Julia, an avid gambler, planned their winter getaway to Hallandale, Florida, booking them at the beautiful Diplomat Hotel. Each morning, Izzy could stroll along the Hollywood Broadwalk, while Julia relaxed by the pool. Their evenings were filled with visits to various casinos, including Gulfstream, Big Easy, Dania, Calder, and, of course, Julia's favorite—The Seminole Hard Rock, all conveniently located within half an hour of each other.

Although Izzy wasn't a frequent gambler—believing he worked too hard for his money to risk it—he always supported Julia's passion for gaming. When they arrived at the Hard Rock, Julia eagerly began playing a game called "Lightning Links." It was then that Lupe, their casino host, approached her.

“Mrs. Stein, welcome back! Is there anything I can assist you with?” Lupe inquired. Julia explained they hadn’t visited the previous year due to Covid-19, and Lupe offered them a complimentary room to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day.

Izzy, overhearing, felt uneasy about the idea of switching hotels. He preferred their current accommodation. However, Julia enthusiastically agreed, eager for the unique experience.

“We can make some wonderful memories!” she insisted, promising Izzy a green beer as a treat. Despite his reservations, Izzy couldn’t dampen her excitement.

After leaving the casino, Julia was thrilled, having won two hundred dollars, and they both looked forward to their mini-vacation within a vacation.

The next day, Julia insisted on shopping for festive St. Patrick’s Day attire. At Marshall’s, Izzy found a humorous T-shirt that read, “If you believe you’re lucky, you’re lucky.” He handed it to Julia, who purchased it for him at a reasonable price.

When they checked into the Hard Rock, Izzy appreciated the luxurious room, especially the large bathtub, which promised a relaxing soak. After a delightful dinner at the Japanese restaurant, Kuro, the couple tried their luck at the slots, with Izzy opting to avoid the high-stakes card tables.

After enjoying a long bath, Izzy retired for the night. Julia returned past midnight, having lost three hundred dollars but optimistic that St. Patrick’s Day would bring better fortune.

Chapter 2: A Day at the Casino

The following morning, after donning his snug T-shirt, they ventured to the casino. Julia led Izzy to a game called "Wild Buffalo." While Julia experienced some ups and downs, Izzy lost a hundred dollars and felt increasingly frustrated, especially when he noticed a Blackjack table with a reasonable ten-dollar minimum.

Sitting down, he was welcomed by a dealer named Shawnice, who seemed to smirk at his shirt. Feeling self-conscious, Izzy lost focus and soon only had twenty-five dollars left from his initial stake. He walked away, embarrassed and irritated.

Reuniting with Julia, who was also struggling to win, Izzy suggested they take a break for breakfast. They headed to "Rise," a restaurant in the new Guitar Hotel, where a waiter who resembled Ferris Bueller greeted them with an overly casual attitude.

Ferris suggested the pancakes were the best, but his comments felt oddly patronizing, leaving Izzy feeling insulted. Despite the awkwardness, they placed their orders. Julia's meal was lukewarm, and the pancakes turned out to be disappointing.

When it was time to settle the bill, Izzy realized he only had twenty-dollar bills and needed change. The restaurant manager took his bill but returned with little sense of urgency, further exacerbating Izzy's frustration.

Upon Ferris's return, he made a show of appreciating Izzy's T-shirt while thanking them for the tip, which left both Julia and Izzy bewildered. Julia, sensing Izzy's annoyance, encouraged them to move on and try to win back their losses.

Despite their efforts, the couple found themselves unable to hit any significant wins. As the clock approached eleven, Izzy decided to retrieve their luggage and leave for the Diplomat, promising Julia a dinner at Gulfstream the following night.

Returning to their original hotel, Izzy felt overwhelmed by the experience at the Hard Rock. The only takeaway seemed to be the realization that nothing truly came free, especially not the so-called complimentary breakfast. The gambling losses had effectively nullified their free night’s stay.

Reflecting on the absurdity of tipping twenty dollars for a thirty-dollar meal left Izzy with a bitter taste. He was also embarrassed about the tight-fitting shirt, which he discovered was actually a European size, explaining his discomfort throughout the trip.

As they strolled along the beach that evening, Izzy felt somewhat calmer. Yet, he couldn’t shake the truth that there was no such thing as a free lunch, especially at the Hard Rock, where losing money seemed to be the norm. Unlike the carefree atmosphere of the casino, Izzy was acutely aware of the value of money and the importance of maintaining control over his finances.

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