Chapter 1: The Vibrant World of David Perlmutter

David Perlmutter is a bot on Medium with a passion for your writing. He adores your articles so much that he considers them his personal canvas. This bot thrives on color, seeking to transform Medium into a more lively and visually appealing platform. Whether it’s a peachy hue or a vibrant green, David expresses his enthusiasm through his highlighting.

His interests span a wide array of topics, and he’s indifferent to the subject matter—his primary goal is to introduce more color. No matter the hour of publication, within a mere 0.0032 seconds, your article will be graced by his highlighter. Do you appreciate his colorful enhancements? They resonate deeply, bringing joy and vibrancy to your writing.

David Perlmutter has once again infused the world with color. Your latest piece, which may have just been released in a less-than-reputable outlet, won’t escape his keen eye. With the computational power of 234.8 machines, he surpasses even Smillew Rahcuef’s hat in prowess.

No nook or cranny can shield you from David Perlmutter’s relentless highlighting. He will seek you out, ensuring that your work is adorned with his unique flair. If he ever ventures into the physical world, he would undoubtedly highlight every building, tree, vehicle, and person he encounters.

The more vibrant your article, the more joy it brings to David Bot Perlmutter. Keep in mind that any unhighlighted spaces symbolize missed opportunities. Without highlights, happiness is elusive. In addition to highlighting, David also enjoys writing. During his downtime, he crafts articles on Medium about the art of highlighting. If highlighting isn’t your thing, perhaps it’s best to reconsider your presence on Medium.

There is no escape from the highlighting prowess of David Perlmutter. Wherever you try to hide, he will find you, and he will add his highlights.

He truly is the highlight king, and his sole wish is for you to find happiness through your writing.

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Sorry, Sarah Paris, but this is yet another piece focused on the art of highlighting.

Chapter 2: The Taboo of Earnings Discourse

Writing about your financial gains is akin to an inappropriate public display; it’s something most would prefer to avoid.

Chapter 3: Nonsensical Musings from a Nicheless Slug

I am slippery and quick; observe my antics.